I live a few blocks away from a 2-year women’s university. Unlike most universities, everyone seems to start and end school at the same time. If I leave my apartment at the right time, I walk against a tidal wave of girls going to school, if I come home at the right time I walk against the same tidal wave of girls going back to the station. Today I came home at just the right time, but I wasn’t alone.
There was an old man, probably no younger then 70 walking in the same direction. Surrounded by 18-20 year old women, he couldn’t control himself and tried his best to strike up a conversation with every lovely lady he saw.
Beyond being a creepy old man, I’m sure the fact that he was smoking and coughing up a lung didn’t help to make him attractive. Perhaps he should take that cigarette out of his nose!
Yea, that’s right. A 70 something year old man coughing up a lung trying to work his magic on the fairer sex all with a cigarette hanging out of his nose.
I wanted to stare, but I figured he’d cause a scene so I just went on.
Wow…that is out there. One of my best was in Shibuya a couple of years ago. A dude taking a dump in the middle of a street in broad daylight. He seemed pretty happy about it as well.